Waking up can be hard to do

Only moments ago, I awakened to find out that my dream was just that; nothing more than a dream. As I came left my unconscious state, I made several realizations:

1. I don't own a vacation home in Korea (where everyone speaks English) where my three-legged cat Warner also lives (I actually do have a three-legged cat named Warner)
   
2. I'm not packing for a vacation to India later today to "find myself".
   
3. I didn't book my vacation (leaving my vacation home in Korea) on a whim because I felt like everyone in Korea was going on vacations.
   
4. Michael Bluth and Tobias Fünke are not my relatives and are not helping me pack for my trip to India.

It was even worse because it was a very life-like dream. As I opened my weary eyes to see the morning sunshine cascading onto my laundry, I was really worried that maeybe I'd slept right past the flight's departure. Well, it was good while it lasted.

And stop judging me because I slept in past 11. I had to work into the wee hours of the morning, see? And you thought I was sooooo lazy.