Google Games

So I'm in a band called Savant. Last night we were playing a Provo ward's year-end party and after we played they needed speakers for the music so I stayed overnight at Steve's place. Now I'm hanging out on campus until Janelle's out of work so I can drive her home. The spot I'm waiting at is right where my little sister and I used to have lunch and sometimes play Google games. So I reminisce...

Search for "_[Name]_ _[Verb]_" - Search for your name and verbs to find out what you do. When you're done, you can search for your friends. Let me give you some examples:

Search: "Andrew Eats"
Results: "Andrew eats teddy bears", "Andrew eats an apple", "Andrew eats hippos", "darling andrew eats darling ice-cream", "Andrew eats NON-STOP!!", "Andrew eats practically alive octopus"

Search: "Andrew wastes"
Results: "Andrew wastes vast sums of taxpayers' money", "Andrew wastes all his classroom time doodling until his doodles take over the classroom", "Andrew wastes hats at Winifred's button", "ANDREW WASTES HIS MONEY ON IRON MAIDEN AND JUDAS PRIEST CD'S", "Andrew wastes the dirty lemon", "Andrew wastes the poor pumpkin in the monolith"

And of course whatever google tells you is absolute truth. So now I know these things about my self that I otherwise wouldn't have known. I didn't even realize I was eating hippos! Now you can try your own.