You are unemployed and two people walk into the room with you. Each is offering you a chance to start working in their laboratory. Their hours, pay per hour, and lack of benefits are almost exactly equal. One explains their position as testing lotions, sprays, and other high-end beauty and health products. You might need to check pH, colour, appearance, scent, or viscosity. There may be other tests needed as well. The other then explains that they need you to do pretty much the same thing, but instead of expensive pomades and shampoos, they need you to do it on poop, blood, and urine. Which one would you choose?
Yeah and that is why I’m having such a hard time understanding my choice of the latter. What is wrong with this world I live in?
Since I last posted, I have been unable to post about other developments:
- Travis has a new video and upcoming album. I love this band. Not just their music, but them as individuals. Bless them.
- I watched/worked at/ate at the Salt Lake City Marathon
- I helped get a full-sized bed down some stairs that would normally only allow passage to a single bed. It required the use of a circular saw.
- I contracted flesh-eating disease and am now hoping to salvage my face.
- I burned 2.5 days’ worth of music (almost 4Gb!) onto a DVD in about 15 minutes. I almost died of astonishment.
1 Comments:
who said you life wasn't interesting? eh? clearly they don't read your blog!
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